Hello Everyone!
This message is to inform you that missing person Chris Ahrendt has been found. It is reported that he was found locked in a room at his hotel. He was being held hostage by the many drug pushers and hookers that frequent the hotels in the area. When questioned one of the suspects, Loosey McCrack Ho, says that they took the necessary actions in order to protect their very lively business.
While being held against his will Chris was forced to take part in many of the illegal activities that the group was involved in including crude behaviors with fruits. Chris said that he was very fruity but that fruity.
We are all glad that Chris made it out of the very frightening situation with out any of the many sexually transmitted diseases that the gang of hookers were infected with. Chris stated that he had a new outlook on life.
All of the suspects have been bonded out and are awaiting trial. Stay tuned for more information.
4 comments:
Thank Goodness we found him I was getting worried - we had not had any blog posts in quite sometime ;)
i'm on the edge of my seat to hear more details about this harrowing experience!Glad you made it out with just some fruit damage done.It could've gotten messy in there!
What? Someone has bruised fruit? I don't understand - well maybe that's a good thing.
Barbara- You are too darn cute! I miss seeing you at the hotel when you came to see Brooke.
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